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The now infamous New Yorker cover depicting Barrack Obama burning an American flag and being a naughty-Arab has provoked copycat issues from some of the publication’s rivals dealing with other doubts about the Democratic nominee.

Festival sponsorship hits all-time high

As the UK gets festival-fever, London Shite takes an in-depth look at the commercialisation of the great British music festival

For our round-up of this summer’s finest, make a big click here, or visit Ponder.

With Last Choir Standing due to continue BBC One’s rollcall of music-focussed sing-offs, the channel has already announced its plans for a new gamut of similar formats for the Autumn schedule.

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Boris Johnson today launched a new campaign to convince London’s lingering ignorami of the benefits of organic goods, focussing on the superior benefits of achieving that warm, smug feeling of planetary-at-oneness, over the almost negligible benefits of harnessing progress and technological advance. Earl’s Court will play host to an impressive showcase of the world’s most cutting-edge eco-produce designed to make all aspects of urban life, if not physically easier, just a tiny bit more ethically superior. Click on the pic for a close-up.

You’re preaching to the converted here at London Shite, Your Mayorness. Keep up the good fight!

TV’s favourite crow-faced necromancer Paul McKenna today announced he was wasting no time in cashing in on the success of his smash book-hit I Can Make You Rich.

McKenna told an enraptured audience at the Club Biscuit Book of the Year bash that he would be developing his you-making powers over the next months by releasing a new book each day each with a tantalizing “I Can Make You…” promise as the book’s title and main premise.

London Shite scooped some of the titles McKenna plans to release over the next few weeks. Click on the pic or go to Ponder right away to find out more.

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Canadian homeopathy giant Natures Aid came under heavy criticism yesterday after it’s plans to launch the world’s first “100% homeopathic sex-trigger capsule” were leaked to the press.

Rosehipnol - a blend of cardomom, French nutmeg and rosehip along with the stimulants Mekatartzine, Akabusidine and Reamphetacodine - is due to hit organic food shops up and down the country in late June.

The Independent yesterday plumbed new depths of vague and flimsy scare-mongering. This week’s global menace: sad eyes.

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